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A very short lesson in Psychology:

miuuuuuuu:

  • When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
  • When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
  • When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
  • When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
  • When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
  • When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
  • When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you

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Anonymous asked:
merpal;kehskdghowiehlgkjrw COWS GO moo. mooo the cow says. moo. moo moo milk.

Oh my god… I get it now!


sddizzle asked:
i bet youd make a sammich for the tumblr douche..

Yes. In a heartbeat. All day erryday. It is my sole purpose. Well, I think you get the point. 


Anonymous asked:
im good at wasting time, i think lyrics need to rhyme and youre not asking but im tryna grow a mustache i eat cheese, only on pizza please and sometimes on a homemade quesadilla, otherwise it smells like feet to me and i, really like it when the moons shaped like a toe nail and i like it when you say my naaaammeeee.

Um. I prefer to be productive at all times of the day. I sort of hate things that rhyme. You’re right, I’m not asking. I like cheese on enchiladas. I think you just ruined cheese for me, though. I think full moons are great because you can see the craters of the moon. And well, about the last one I have no comment. 


Anonymous asked:
jonny craig luvs u

I’m sure he does ( ;


Anonymous asked:
make a a sammich

Nooo. I actually have a strong dislike for making “sammiches” unless you fiiine. And anon, I don’t find you attractive.